birthday girl..?
Today is my baby girl's 18th birthday. I am so glad that this is my last child support payment! Month after month, year after year, all those damn payments! I call my baby girl to come over to my house, and when she gets here, I say, "Baby girl, I want you to take this check over to your mama's house and tell her this is the last check she will ever get from me, and I want you to come back and tell me the expression on your mama's face."
So my baby girl takes the check over to her mama. I am anxious to hear what she has to say and what she look like. My baby girl walks through the door, and I say, "Now what your mama say 'bout that?"
She say to tell you that "you ain't my daddy ... and watch the expression on your face."
Good one.!!!
10/10.!!!
Birthday Girl - The Roots ft Patrick Stump
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Happy Man Bottle Stopper $9.50 Excited about cracking open that bottle of wine? Not as excited as the Happy Man Bottle Stopper! Like a randy Morph from Take Hart (classic 80's art programme, look it up), the Happy Man Bottle Stopper is always happy to see you. With a huge...smile, pert butt cheeks and large 'beaver cleaver,' he is ready to keep your favourite plonk fresh and fruity. This fabulous red Happy Man Bottle Stopper wi... |
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Joseph Joseph Elevate Carousel Set $42.25 The Joseph Joseph Elevate Carousel Set makes the perfect cooking gift for any occasion. This super stylish set comprises of 6 essential kitchen tools that every cook will find useful. Elevate tools are cleverly designed to improve hygiene and minimise mess made by placing utensils onto kitchen surfaces during use. Each Elevate utensil has an innovative weighted handle with an integrated tool rest.... |
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Wilton Hello Kitty Cake Pan $13.40 Make a special cake for a special day! This package contains 1 dimensional shaped cake pan in a Hello Kitty shape that measures 11" x 10" x 2". Any 2 layer cake mix will work in the pan. Hand wash only in warm, soapy water. ... |
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Sleeping Beauty (Two-Disc Platinum Edition Blu-ray/DVD Combo + BD Live) [Blu-ray] $31.80 Disney's 1959 animated effort was the studio's most ambitious to date, a widescreen spectacle boasting a gorgeous waltz-filled score adapting Tchaikovsky. In the 14th century, the malevolent Maleficent (not dissimilar to the wicked Queen in Disney's Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs taunts a king that his infant Aurora will fatally prick her finger on a spinning wheel before sundown on her 16th birt... |
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Wee Sing Together [VHS] $12.98 Sally and her brother are whisked away to the Wee-Sing Park for her birthday, where they are entertained by a marching band, meet friends, open presents--and then get soaked by the rain. The garish, poorly-lit, amateurishly shot and edited Wee-Sing productions are a compromised choice for kids, but the songs, costumes, sets, and constant action are bound to be of some interest for little ones. --T... |
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Barbie Birthday Party at Walt Disney Epcot '94 $6.95 Celebrate with Barbie and her friends at the new live Barbie Show at Epcot. Plus, see and exciting preview of new 1994 Barbie dolls and fashions.... |
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10 Plastic Flip Flop Party String Lights Beach Luau $7.00 Set of 10 3" long Flip Flop Lights. Light up your luau or your year-round tree with these flip flop lights! For indoor and outdoor use, they'd also be fun for a party with a surfing or beach theme. A total of 8 feet in length. Get a few more to string around your porch or a kid's bedroom. The interconnecting 8'L cord includes ten 3"L plastic lights. |
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RoomMates RMK1493SCS Disney Fairies Wall Decals with Glitter Wings $9.35 Number of Wall Decals - 30 Wall Decal Dimensions - 4 sheets of 10" x 18" |
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Winnie the Pooh & Tigger Peel & Stick Kids Room Wall Art Sticker Decals $4.17 Better than wallpaper, wall stickers are a perfect way to decorate your room and express yourself. They are a fun, easy and removable decor solution. These stickers are pre-cut and will only take you several minutes to apply on any surface - walls, doors, windows, and more. When you want to reposition the stickers, simply peel them off and reapply to wherever you want and they won't damage your pa... |
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The Secret World of Arrietty (Two-Disc Blu-ray/DVD Combo) $22.99 The Secret World of Arrietty is a remake of the magical fairy tale The Borrowers, as seen through the keen, imaginative eye of Japanese writer Hayao Miyazaki. The American version of this delicately, richly animated film is that rarest of children's movies--one that is a deeply engaging experience for adults as well. The visuals and graphics are gasp-inducing, yet never over the top or too showy. ... |
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Humphrey's Birthday Girl Unmounted Corner Rubber Stamp Set $4.98 Theme: Birthday Girl Materials: RubberAvailable in a variety of Humphrey's Corner scenes: each sold separately |
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Great Arrivals Baby's 1st Birthday Girl Large Gift Basket $151.99 Help her celebrate her 1st Birthday with this adorable 'Baby's 1st Birthday' gift basket by Great Arrival. Includes 'It's My Birthday' bib and sock set and ceramic plate and mug set and much more. |
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Paper Bliss Duos 'Birthday Girl' 3D Stickers (12x3) $5.09 Add dimensional accents to any project with these Paper Bliss stickers. Ideal for scrapbook pages; handmade cards; gift boxes and bags; tags and bookmarks. This package contains adhesive 3D accents and coordinating borders. |
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14k Gold Emerald Earrings and Necklace Set (Set of 4) $308.99 Earrings and necklace set are ideal for your May birthday girlPretty pendant and earrings feature rich green emeralds Eye-catching 14-karat yellow gold jewelry set is a charming addition to your collection |
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Don`t Kill the Birthday Girl (Paperback) $10.88 A beautifully written and darkly funny journey through the world of the allergic. Like twelve million other Americans, Sandra Beasley suffers from food allergies. Her allergies—severe and lifelong—include dairy, egg, ... |